Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in tymonkey's LiveJournal:

Sunday, December 7th, 2003
10:04 am	( I'll get you all catched up on my life ) It's been a really long time since I wrote in my journal. That's because the computer was broken, and I forgot my password. Mommy found my password today. She wrote it down in a really safe place so we wouldn't forget it, but then we forgot where the safe place was. Alot has happened since I wrote in my journal the last time. I changed daycares again. This one is much better, and we have a lot more fun. I play with the kids there. Mommy says I'm going to have a little baby brother or sister, but she doesn't know which one yet. I think she's keeping it in the computer until she decides. She shows me what the baby looks like, and she says it's in her tummy, but I can see it on the computer, so I think she is just confused. Does anyone know what the difference is between a brother and a sister? Mommy and Daddy seem to, but it doesn't make any sense to me. Is it like a cat or a dog? Christmas is coming! Mommy grew a tree in the room while I was sleeping, and it has lights on and everything. I don't know what Christmas is, but it seems like fun so far. I like the really big socks too. Mommy keeps hanging them on the chairs, but I like to try to wear them. The feel kind of funny, but they sure are warm. And there are presents, but Mommy won't let me open them yet. I know what that's like though, becuase when I had that thing called a birthday, I got presents that I couldn't open right away too. Daadee has been teaching me how to play video games. I win alot. At least I think I'm winning. Things blow up. And, I have a cold, but Mommy keeps giving me medicine, so it's not too bad. Current Mood: busy (Comment on this)
Friday, July 25th, 2003
8:50 pm	stg zFFGSWWEH,QQVBBNMtjeqf ,mnnss;'kllkj,jnhbfvf dfggghhgfr jhixc mn? "dfxdsaaaazsaaxzd Mommy is teaching me what to do when people are sad. when I make a sad face, she gives me a big hug, and when she makes a sad face, i give her a big hug too, and then she says how happy she is. We practiced makeing happy and sad faces, and surprised faces, and grumpy faces tonight while Daddy layed down on the couch. And then she let me type on the computer again. I love that. That makes me really happy... see, this is my happy face... can you see it? I don't like going to my new daycare. I wish Mommy would stay home with me like she used to, or that I could go back to my old one. Why don't I get to play with the kids from my old day care anymore? I know mommy asked if she could take me over to visit, and they said yes, but they never called on the phone to say when we could come over. I miss them. I think I will go to bed now. Mommy let me stay up later, because we were having such a good time, but now I am sleepy. Night night, luv you... *kiss* Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 19th, 2003
12:58 pm	sdf;hnasd;likjheobnhnu d d f bbbnbnbnsnsnsf ssfvvhnnxcvv cvvcvxvvxv ddfgh sh wrwrwhsh vcvvxcn bvbmnbmx xcbnssadsfrerttgcv sfdf I like to write in my journal, it makes me happy, but I don't like it when Mommy tells me to stop. I yell at her, but then she still doesn't change her mind. Bad Mommy, NO. I am going to my other grandma's house today, not the same one I went to last time. I won't stay too long at this one's house, because she lives closer and I can come back home right away. Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 17th, 2003
6:18 pm	I keep falling today. Mommy and Daddy say I should take off my sandals, and not run, but I think it's because the floor is bad. I hit the floor and tell it NO, but it keeps being bad. I went and saw my Grandma for a long time. I ate dinner with them two times, and slept there a whole lot, so I know it was a long time. I was really happy to see my mommy and dadee again. And then I went to play with my friends again, like I do most days, and mommy picked me up and daddy wasn't there. I don't like that. So I asked mommy "where daddy?" and she said something about him still being at work. I don't know what this work thing is that they keep going to, but I don't like it. Daddee belongs at home, so when i am done playing with my friends every day, he can come get me and make food for me to eat. And our car went away for a while too. I wonder if that is like when I go to grandma's house. Do cars have grandmas? Our car came back yesterday. I kept riding in other people's cars, and I didn't like that. I like our car. ( So now I will make Mommy let me write. My turn. ) Current Mood: sore (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
4:42 pm	Mommy's new game Mommy made up a new game this morning. It was fun. It went like this: (mommy) Can you spell Daddy? (me) Yesh! (mommy) D... (me) D! (mommy) A... (me) A! (mommy) D... (me) D! D! (mommy) Yes, very good, now Y... (me) Because. (mommy) No, no silly monkey, you're supposed to say 'Y' (me)Why? (mommy) Okay, good. Do you want to spell Daddy again? (me)Ummm.. yeah! (Mommy) Okay, D... (me) D! (Mommy) A... (me)D! (mommy) No, A... (me) DeeeeAAA! (mommy)good enough... now D.. (me) DAD! Mommy just looked at me then, with a silly smile. I laughed at her, because she is silly. I don't know what she's talking about with spells and stuff. But she seemed to like the game, and it was fun. I'd probably like it better if I knew what we were doing. Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
6:49 pm	I worked really hard to drive mommy crazy this morning. It didn't work as well as I'd hoped. I wanted to stay home, but I still had to go to daycare. Mommy said "can you find your sandals?" I said, "Yeah!" and went and got her shoes. I came back with them, and said"Shoes!" "Yes, silly monkey, but where are your sandals? Can you go get them?" I started to hand her her shoes, but then I remembered something important. "Thank you?" I reminded her. "Thank you, monkey, you are right, I should have said thank you for my shoes. Go find yours now" "Why?" "Well, we can't go outside and go to daycare until you bring your sandals. Can you find your sandals for Mommy?" "Shoes! Yeah!" So I went to get them. I found one, and I brought it over to her. "Good job, get the other one now" Mommy sounded funny, kinda like she was trying really hard not to laugh, or maybe like she was trying really hard not to get mad. I'm not sure which one. I looked around for the other shoe, but I didn't see it. I did see a peice of popcorn under the livingroom table though. It looked like a shoe, only really small. I picked it up and smiled at mommy. "SHOE!" "No, that's not a shoe." "Yes, shoes, see!" I gave her the popcorn. She still didn't see the shoe though. It really did look like a shoes. I know it did. Mommy got my sandal. I don't know where she found it, because I couldn't find it anywhere, and I looked everywhere, even in the toybox. Mommy always seems to know where I put stuff. It's very frustrating, because sometimes i put things where I want them, like daddy's computer needle. He was making a really big mess with it with lots of different colors, so i wanted to try it. I hid it in my bus, but Mommy found it and took it away. I didn't even get to try it. And I know I hid a cookie around here somewhere... But mommy put my sandals on and then we went to day care. Current Mood: energetic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 6th, 2003
7:02 pm	Daddee is silly. I wanted a drink, and I found one, but Mommee asked Daddee if he knew what was in it, and daddee said yes, it was water. Mommee said, are you sure, and daddee said, yes, see I will test it now. He took a drink, and then he had a very funny look on his face. He looked around for a minute. I'm not sure what he was looking for, but he took off his shirt then and spit what was in his mouth into his shirt. He never lets me do that. And then they wouldn't let me drink from my sippy cup. Mommy said no, it was yucky. Daddee was looking for his toothbrush, but I hid it earlier. But Mommee knew where it was. So he brushed his teeth. And I still didn't get a drink. Current Mood: disappointed (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 5th, 2003
8:57 pm	I found a neat community today that's just for kids like me! They are always looking for other kids to come and play too, so if there are any other kids who read my journal and would like to talk to other kids, go to ljkids. I just wanted to give everybody night night kisses. Mommy and daddee let me stay up late tonight, but I have to go night night now... luv you...night night.. shhhhh... Current Mood: sleepy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
9:57 am	bguyhuiy7btrrydtgfuiujhjujytytr5 rvrhnjmhn mnhvbcgm bkmklkkl,jjmklk;lp;oplioujyuj bn bnh hb g n xm note from the editor: The exact contents of the words above are unknown. All that is known is that the author was muttering dadda, dadda under his breath as he worked. I am not happy today. Mommy said get my blanky, and now I feel a little bit better. I fell and smacked my head on the table today. That table bad. Current Mood: cranky (Comment on this)
Friday, July 4th, 2003
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10:04 am	I woke up and mommy and daddy didn't want to play. They kept saying things like, go back to sleep Monkey. I smacked daddy's head, and he still didn't wake up, but mommy went to my room with me. She wanted me to play by myself so she could sleep in my bed, but I didn't want to do that, so i smacked her in the head. She made me lay down and cuddle with her. I liked that, but it was boring. She just wanted to sleep. I wanted to blow zerberts and tie her hair in knots. that's lots more fun. I went and woke daddy up and he went downstairs with me. Mommy stayed upstairs and went back to sleep. That's no fun. I watched Bear in the Big Blue House. I love bear. He sniffs like daddee does, but only on the tv, not in my real ear. Sometimes I think he is sniffing in my real ear. It tickles. I went and woke mommy up. I crawled into bed and put my feet on her back. She made a funny noise and tickled me, she said I was a cold monkey. We had eggs for breakfast. I like eggs, but not when they are white. I like yellow eggs. I am sleepy now. I think I will go get mommy's blanky and put it over my head. It's soft and fluffy. I like to play peek a boo with it. Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
9:50 pm	After bath conversation with Mommy I blew a zerbert on mommy's chest, and she said"Eeewww, icky, why did you do that?" So I said "is fun!" "is not!" "yesh, is fun!" She leaned her forehead on mine and rubbed my nose with hers, and said "Do you love your mommy?" I said, " ummm... NO!" and giggled. She said, "I think you do, I think you're lying to mommy, silly monkey", and she was laughing, so I don't think she was mad. I put my hands on either side of her face, and leaned my forhead on her nose and whispered "I love you, I love you, I you." (sometimes when I get exited I forget to put all the words in.) Mommy laughed and said "see, I knew that!" Current Mood: happy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
7:26 pm	my very first journal.... hello. hi. I am 2 years old. So my mom will do most of my writing for me. I like doggies who go woof. I love my kitty, but she is not very nice, so I don't cuddle her. I am very cute. I know this because everyone tells me so. My favorite word is no. NO. Unless mommy or daddy says it. Then I don't like it so much. cc vvvvvvjikilhibbbbbbbbbbbbbbgfdfhnnhggnmllkuyhjkiozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzll That's what it looks like when I type. It's why it's better that mommy translates. Sometimes when I have something private to say, I might type it in myself. BIIIYEEEEE. Current Mood: excited (4 Comments |Comment on this)